When I met you, I was afraid to kiss you, when I kissed you I was scared to love you,
now that I love you, I am afraid to lose you.
By the moon as I sit to seek your glory, the white roses I see a new story seasons
are many their reasons few what remains is that I will always love you.
Sometimes my eyes get jealous of my heart. You know why? because.
You always remain close to my heart and far from my eyes.
When I feel you, when I look at you, I can't deny there is God,
because God could have created someone as caring as you.
You are the brightness boy my eyes, you are the smile on my lips.
Your feeling of my time, without you I'm incomplete. Love you!
Wife : had ur lunch.?
Husband : had ur lunch.?
Wife : i m asking you
Husband : i m asking you
Wife : u copying me.?
Husband : u copying me?
Wife : lets go shopping
Husband :Yes i had my lunch
Heart melting love story:
Boy: I can’t marry u.
My family is totally against it.
Girl: Who r they 2 stop u?
Boy: My wife & 2 kids.
Boy: I am not rich like Rohit
, I do not even have a big car like Rohit.
But I really love you
. Girl: I love you too,
but tell me more about Rohit..
Every life in this world has been painted by God's hands; that's why I am thankful to God,
because when he painted my life, he included a lovely color that is 'You'...
After meet you. I think my life is only for you, my heart is only beating for you,
my ears only hear you, my lips are only to kiss you, and I feel I am alive only for you. I love you, sweetheart.
I have a heart, and that is true, but now it has gone from me to you,
so care for it just like I do, because I have no heart and you have two.
Hold me in your arms and never let me go;
kiss me on my lips, very sweetly and slow;
show your love if you have the feelings for me;
let me share that my love is only for you!
Celebrations won't be the same if I will not celebrate it with you.
You give meaning to my life. I love you.
Santa giving exam while standing at the door.
A man asked “Why are you standing at the door?”
Santa: “Idiot, I am giving entrance test.”
Only Two Types Of Communications Are Fastest In The World…
E-Mail To Email &
Female To Female….
I am Looking for a Bank
which can perform Two things for me.
Give me a Loan, and
then Leave me Alone….
Manager: What is your qualification?
Pappu: I'm Ph.D.
Manager: What do you mean by Ph.D.?
Pappu: Passed high school with difficulty.
Interviewer: What is a skeleton?
Sardar: Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting, but forgot to stop it.
New way of writing answers in exams.
If you don’t know the answer,
then put lines like this:
and write below:
'Scratch here for ANSWERS'
Madam to Student: Last Semester you were roaming
with that girl and this semester, you are roaming with other.
What you think of yourself?
Boy: Syllabus changed mam.
Relationship status and singer,
Before relationship, Honey Singh!
When in relationship: Arjit Singh!
After breakup: Jagjit Singh.
What? Is A Difference Between
A Kiss, A Car and A Monkey?
A Kiss Is So Dear,
A Car Is Too Dear And
A Monkey Is You Dear.
A pizza and an apple were thrown down from the 15th floor.
Which will reach down first?
Ans:The Pizza,as it’s fast food!
Teacher: Behind every successful man there is a women
what do we learn from this?
Student: we should stop wasting time in studies and find a woman.
Things in Boys’ room Before marriage:
Stop thinking about how much more you can sleep and start thinking
about how much more you can do. Good morning.
Morning is an important time of day, because how you spend your morning can often tell you
what kind of day you are going to have.
Wake up and face life’s challenges head on.
Else, life will become quite a challenge. Good morning.
Even the smallest of thoughts have the potential to become the biggest of successes…
all you have to do is get up and get going. Good morning.
If you don’t wake up right now with your full might,
you will never be able to achieve that dream you saw last night. Good morning.
Before talking about WhatsApp messages we should talk a little about WhatsApp. What is this?
WhatsApp is a social networking platform connecting people of all over the world at one place with their friends and relatives, anytime and anywhere. It is used by more than 1 billion people in over 180+ countries. It is Simple, Secure and Reliable messaging. These three terms completely describe “WhatsApp”.
We can easily send Text and Audio messages, Documents, Images, Videos, User location and lots of funny Emojis to our loved ones. WhatsApp Messenger is a free, cross-platform, end –to-end encrypted instant messaging proprietary available everyone.
Writing a message in WhatsApp is very easy. Just touch on specified place to type a message and the keyboard will open and you can type your message and send to your friend. And to send emoji just tap the smiling circle icon on keyboard. You will get lots of emojis and by tapping them you can easily send them to friends.
Emoji reduces the length of the text so we don’t need to write large text. Emojis can easily share our thoughts and feelings to our loved ones in a joyful manner.
To know your sent message’s current condition we should notice that a single grey tick means message has been sent successfully, double grey tick means it's been delivered to the other person's phone. The double blue tick informs you that the message has been read by the recipient.
To successfully sending your message you should have a good internet connection. Without it WhatsApp will never work.
We can easily type messages in English or Hindi. We can create groups in that and add our friends and relatives. It is time saving approach because we don’t need to write messages again and again and message delivers to everyone at a time.